Tuesday 4 August 2020

E - the alphabet grinds on!


I have been remiss, real life gets in the way as always, so this post is on the fly because I saw the MM and decided to go for it. 
This means that E is going to be as much of a surprise to me as it is to you!!

Without further ado;
Eagle, giant - if you ever needed confirmation that Gygax was influenced by Tolkien then this is it - carrying stuff ability, friendship with elves and dwarves as well as a penchant to attack evil creatures, what can I say?
Ear seekers - a player f*** you monster, you can just imagine what the original campaigns were like when a beastie like this was a staple element. Avoid.
Eel - three different types (none screaming unfortunately). Why am I doing this, it’s a freaking skinny fish!!
Efreeti - now we’re talking real fantasy. Actually not a brilliant description as it goes, a fairly tough foe and a better servant, though how you get it to grant those three wishes without it coming back later with a friend simply to mess you up is a bit of a mystery. 
Elemental - just read through and got a bit bored, basically a bunch of hit points, though of course a good DM could ramp up the role playing. 
You dancin? You askin?

Next up is the elephant, why are we giving out experience points for this?
Elf - okay I admit I am defeated. First mention of the drow then on to Ettin, floating eye and eye of the deep, this has been an ill-conceived idea I feel. Never mind, F next and who knows what fun that will bring?!
( actually I can’t leave it there.  Wow, eyes of the deep are weird, and potentially nasty and of course every DM has had the original idea to have the two heads of an ettin have an argument (tell me I’m wrong, I dare you!)

Until later
Be safe
Carl